How Many Politicians Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They will never allow alter, fifty-fifty if it makes the world a brighter place.

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Two? One to hope a brighter future, the other to spiral it up.

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But await, if the who screwed upwards put the light bulb in, the doesn't that mean they brang more low-cal and didn't screw up? If they never screw information technology up and so the light isn't at that place and they did screw up. What kind of paradox is this

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The existent joke is always in the comments.

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Two. Ane to promise to do it and one to go caught in the back of a limo with a bunch of blow and a male prostitute.

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Of grade, information technology e'er gets screwed up, but no one turns it on

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According to the one paid past the lightbulb entrance hall, information technology will require several 1000000 dollars and a rewriting of the lightbulb regulatory laws.

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I read this as how many police force does it take and thought "None? They volition but beat the room for being night?"

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Are jokes supposed to be funny?

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Or at least remotely clever.

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Practice you mean British politicians?

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Honestly Im bored of it all at present, every bit before long as i hear brexit i modify stations. The house of commons is an embarrassment, its just a load of educated individuals booing and heckling similar its a pantomime. These are the people supposedly representing the British public.

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One to manufacture the seedling and one to make Mexico pay for it.